ACE team member Matthew Weaver has written some short stories that he’d like to share with us. Thanks Matthew!

Mr Buzzcut was driving his car to a fast food restaurant, he walks in, orders some chips and a hamburger with a milkshake.

Someone walks in and orders a hot coffee. The guy walks with it, accidentally slips and the hot coffee spills on Buzzcut and his meal goes everywhere!

He walks up to the guy and says “You idiot, you spilled your coffee over me!” The guy tries to confess but Buzzcut angrily says “I’m gonna teach you a lesson.”

They have a fight and the server calls the cops and they come to break up the fight, one of them says “Hold it right there!” and point their guns at them.

Mr Buzzcut goes to Captain Maloney’s office. Maloney has a chat with him. “What was all that about?” Buzzcut says “Well Cap, that guy just spilled hot coffee over me for no reason to cause a riot, he was asking for it!”

“You better start acting more professional Buzzcut or I’m taking away your badge, is that clear Buzzcut?”

“Yes Sir.”

“Good, now leave my office.”

Buzzcut leaves Maloney’s office and goes out for a drive to clear his head.

Car Chase

Buzzcut and his dog Stan were taking a little drive then some cars were driving really fast. Buzzcut is after them.

Buzzcut says “Looks like we got ourselves a good old car chase!”

Buzzcut calls for backup: “This is Buzzcut, I need backup now!

The speeders are saying “Lose the cops” and go up the high road and manage to lose the cops.

Buzzcut goes back to Maloney’s office “You idiot, you let them get away, seriously Buzzcut I don’t know why I keep you on the force!”